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November 1, 2018

First Man – Spoiler-Free Movie Review

There’s something about space exploration that lends itself so well to the silver screen. Whether it’s dealing in the metaphysical like  or factual events like , the translation to being that of a narrative feature is something not many have failed at, at least not on a high-profile project and […]
October 29, 2018

Bad Times at the El Royale – Spoiler-Free Movie Review

Six years ago, a little film came out called , which though well received by audiences and critics, made a little too much money to technically be considered a cult classic, even though it certainly feels like one. It was directed by a guy by the name of Drew Goddard, […]
October 25, 2018

Halloween – Spoiler-Free Movie Review

When you’re tasked with resurrecting a franchise that has been beaten down with crappy sequel after crappy sequel, sometimes all you can do is bow down and pay homage to the original. Because as science has proven to us, nostalgia is mentally rewarding, and when originality seems to be a […]
October 15, 2018

The House with a Clock in Its Walls – Spoiler-Free Movie Review

No, this isn’t . Yes, it stars Jack Black. Yes, it’s a kids movie. Yes, it’s a lighthearted tale of mysticism and monsters coming to life and with almost deliberately shoddy CGI that evokes fondness for 90’s Nickelodeon-esque horror. But no, it isn’t Goosebumps 2. But I can understand why it […]